Jake, 17, England, I have an addiction to coffee, I also have no idea what to do with my life...

31st August 2014

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babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

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31st August 2014

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poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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31st August 2014

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newcrystalcitysteel:

copequinn:

  • people who are gay can be assholes
  • people with eating disorders can be assholes
  • people with mental disorders can be assholes
  • people who self harm can be assholes
  • people who are disabled can be assholes
  • people who have diseases can be assholes

do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

id like to take a moment to thank our lord and savior for this post

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31st August 2014

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*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

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31st August 2014

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When We Cuddle,

I hope you don’t mind if I

  • wrap my legs around yours
  • lay my head above your heart
  • run my hands through your hair
  • play footsie with you
  • put my hand on your tummy
  • play with your hands
  • give you fishy kisses
  • talk about my day
  • sing you a song
  • fall asleep in your arms

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31st August 2014

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Because there's what I believe,

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31st August 2014

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31st August 2014

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31st August 2014

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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31st August 2014

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glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I would read the hell of that novel.

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