THE SECRETS OF NATURE
Cool posters. Too bad string theory is a joke.
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
this makes my heart smile
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed it
The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
I feel like I should have seen that coming.
Oh. Did I mention I have a free house over the weekend?
PARTY AT JAKES HOUSE
Umm how about yus
Uhm how about my neighbours are nosey bitches and the fact I live in the middle of nowhere? Oh and I don’t fancy my head on a pike like last time…
That puffles my jiggles
Woo my parents are gone for the weekend and now I’m all what do I do with my life… So I’m just gonna sit here til I find something better than monster Tumblr and The Hoosiers…
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